Rudolph Got Drunk

RUDOLPH GOT DRUNK

Rudolph, the red nose reindeer
Got drunk drinking Santa's beer
He wished he was dead
He can't pull a sled
Christmas will be late this year

15 December 2018
For the contest sponsored by Tania Kitchin

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018



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Date: 12/18/2018 5:25:00 AM
Nice one, Curtis. Congratulations on your win...Charlie
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Curtis Moorman
Date: 12/18/2018 5:37:00 AM
Thanks, Charlie! Rudolph is a naughty boy -- always hassling the girls and won't stay out of Santa's stash. Merry Christmas, Buddy!
Date: 12/17/2018 9:16:00 PM
Congratulations, Curtis ,on your win; poor Rudolph. It was a very creative and entertaining limerick! May you and yours have a very Merry Christmas ... Hugs Eve
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Curtis Moorman
Date: 12/17/2018 10:12:00 PM
Thank you, Eve! My continued prayers are with you.
Date: 12/17/2018 4:27:00 PM
very witty Curtis, many congrats on your win :-) hugs Jan xx
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Curtis Moorman
Date: 12/18/2018 5:26:00 AM
The sponsors ask. --- I try to comply! lol Jan, I reiterate. --- You have been such a boon to my writing this past year and heightened my confidence in myself and I appreciate it. I look forward to the New Year and a continuing friendship in 2019 and beyond. God Bless you now and forever! Hugs across the miles -- Curtis
Date: 12/17/2018 4:20:00 PM
Curtis, this was a very cute limerick, congratulations on your placement!
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Curtis Moorman
Date: 12/17/2018 4:22:00 PM
Thank you, Tania, for choosing it as a winner. MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Date: 12/16/2018 3:37:00 PM
lol, rudolf celebrated christmas earlier than the rest... nice one, much better than mine, curtis..huggs
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Curtis Moorman
Date: 12/16/2018 4:05:00 PM
Hi, Nette! Yeah, that Rudolph has been a problem child. I recommended a rehab program, but he refused to go! lol. I'll take a look at yours but I doubt that mine is better. You always seem to be in the winner's circle due to your outstanding talent. Merry Christmas!
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