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Rudolph Got Drunk

RUDOLPH GOT DRUNK

Rudolph, the red nose reindeer
Got drunk drinking Santa's beer
He wished he was dead
He can't pull a sled
Christmas will be late this year

15 December 2018
For the contest sponsored by Tania Kitchin

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Charles Messina

December 18, 2018 at 5:25 AM

Nice one, Curtis. Congratulations on your win...Charlie

Curtis Moorman

December 18, 2018 at 5:37 AM

Thanks, Charlie! Rudolph is a naughty boy -- always hassling the girls and won't stay out of Santa's stash. Merry Christmas, Buddy!

Eve Roper

December 17, 2018 at 9:16 PM

Congratulations, Curtis ,on your win; poor Rudolph. It was a very creative and entertaining limerick! May you and yours have a very Merry Christmas ... Hugs Eve

Curtis Moorman

December 17, 2018 at 10:12 PM

Thank you, Eve! My continued prayers are with you.

Jan Allison

December 17, 2018 at 4:27 PM

very witty Curtis, many congrats on your win :-) hugs Jan xx

Curtis Moorman

December 18, 2018 at 5:26 AM

The sponsors ask. --- I try to comply! lol Jan, I reiterate. --- You have been such a boon to my writing this past year and heightened my confidence in myself and I appreciate it. I look forward to the New Year and a continuing friendship in 2019 and beyond. God Bless you now and forever! Hugs across the miles -- Curtis

Tania Kitchin

December 17, 2018 at 4:20 PM

Curtis, this was a very cute limerick, congratulations on your placement!

Curtis Moorman

December 17, 2018 at 4:22 PM

Thank you, Tania, for choosing it as a winner. MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Nette Onclaud

December 16, 2018 at 3:37 PM

lol, rudolf celebrated christmas earlier than the rest... nice one, much better than mine, curtis..huggs

Curtis Moorman

December 16, 2018 at 4:05 PM

Hi, Nette! Yeah, that Rudolph has been a problem child. I recommended a rehab program, but he refused to go! lol. I'll take a look at yours but I doubt that mine is better. You always seem to be in the winner's circle due to your outstanding talent. Merry Christmas!

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