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Rudolf Is Sick

What Rudolf intends is to delay

By feigning nosebleed  so he can say--

“Overtime price... not quite great"

Tells Santa dear,  kids must wait,

Till your big dollars come off today.



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For Tania Kitchin: Funny Reindeer Limerick
12/16/2018 *

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Robert L. Hinshaw

December 18, 2018 at 12:07 PM

Dear nette: Congrats for your well-deserved win for this very witty lim. And thx for your always kind comments re Justice is Blind. We have 2 judges in Colorado who are legally blind when I served as a Bailiff after retirement from the AF. I researched the computer on how to say Merry Christmas to you in the Philippines but there were so many different dialects that I will have to say simply, Merry Christmas to you and your family! Bob

Charles Messina

December 18, 2018 at 5:28 AM

Fun one, Nette, Congrats on your win. hugs Charlie

John Gondolf

December 17, 2018 at 5:04 PM

Good one, Nette, congrats on your win. John

Jan Allison

December 17, 2018 at 4:40 PM

Made me giggle Nette, many congrats on your win :-) hugs Jan xx

Tania Kitchin

December 17, 2018 at 4:39 PM

Nette, I enjoyed your witty limerick, congratulations on your placement!

Anne-Lise Andresen

December 17, 2018 at 1:29 PM

- Poor Rudolf ... lovely written, Nette - Luck in the contest :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jerry T Curtis

December 17, 2018 at 7:34 AM

Creative and Funny

Mystic Rose Rose

December 17, 2018 at 3:03 AM

lol you are too too cute Nette, you make me want to go over there and nurse him with chicken soup. Smart little reindeer that he is. Winnig wishes for the contest, and Merry Xmas, to you and your loved ones xo

Jennifer Proxenos

December 17, 2018 at 2:05 AM

Hi Nette, lol,lol, animals have rights also - go Rudolph go - love this poem and glad to have made your acquaintance over the last month or two! Blessings and festive cheer, Lots of hugs, Jennifer.

Banjo Casto

December 16, 2018 at 2:56 PM

Couldn't help but laugh. Santa must be given a workshop on inflation, labor rules. Rudolf needs a 14-day vacay leave... I mark you as the erudite poet on this site!