Rubberband Man

There he is... On his biz Unbothered and untethered After many pernicious pulls and tainty tugs And so many ghastly grabs and sheisty shrugs After huge stretches with hopes of breaking And so much tension, pressure and shaking Every time! He snaps back like the seats in that 'ole' Cadillac Pulled in so many directions with the aim of popping But it's in his nature to keep bouncing, 'cause ain't nothing stopping Vertically, horizontally, and diagonally, he's pulled But he never breaks; instead, he bounces back like a basketball off the old hardwood Yet so many continue to grab and pull to see if he'll break But little do they know this will only cause their world to shake There he is just stretching and bouncing... All knaves and NPCs he's renouncing So, who exactly is this man that stoically bounces throughout the land? "Hear ye, hear ye, bounce back he can, 'cause he's none other than the Rubberband Man!" "I repeat. Bounce back he can, 'cause he's none other than the Rubberband Man!"