Roller Skating On the Freeway

It can be a little bit tough, While skating in the buff, In the fast lane of the freeway, You know I need not say, Especially to me, When you need your skate key, So I'd suggest you try first, To use the service road, or call a hearse, A helmet may be wise, Unless they hit you in your eyes And please note the word freeways, Is for the benefit of our left-coasters Cause that word in N.Y. would daze There ain't nothin' free in N.Y., Just ask any right coast dork.