Robin Hood

Twas many long years past we know, that Robin ran through forests green
Robbing the rich to give to the poor, or that’s how it would seem
The Sheriff set out to trap the crook known as the Robin of the hood
But the Sheriff was a fool or Robin was just too good.

He laid a trap of many gold coins on the personage of a woman fair
Hoping Robin would steal them all and take them to his lair
But Robin spied the trap and knew the Sheriff was after him
He played him at his own game and approached the woman prim.

Fair maid may I lighten, your load of the golden coins that I see
They will help to feed the poor and one of whom is me.
The lady fair looked at Robin, she sighed at his handsome good looks
Pray take the gold dear Robin; it has not gone through the books

Sweet maid don’t worry the Sheriff’s men, I already see
Let me escort you back and of your load, you will soon be free
Oh Robin of the hood, my heart you have stolen may I say
Sweet maid hang on to it, you will need it another day

The Sheriff wants to catch us, and there begins our plights
His real aim you know is to discover where we buy our tights
We know the gold is just a trap, so desperate he is to know
Our tights he thinks we buy, but in fact Will Scarlet does sew

The Sheriff plays a bad man, but that is just his ploy
You will be safer with him, because he desires a boy
When I left the castle he said that I stole his favourite maid and gold
But it was really because I ran, and he found my bed was cold.

28/03/2014
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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Horne Avatar
May 29, 2014 at 3:41 PM
LOL, thanks for a much needed laugh. Hope you're feeling well again, my friend xx
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
June 5, 2023 at 10:40 PM
Would you believe it has taken Harry's death to make me re-read some of my poems, he used to re-read and comment all the time, I was bad at that and missed out on some wonderful comments, thank you, Jack xx
Beam Avatar
May 1, 2014 at 9:52 AM
congrats on win Mandy and thanks for comment on poem
Devonshire Avatar
April 30, 2014 at 5:45 AM
No, Mandy, I didn't know that! Do you still live in England? I will be visiting the UK in the fall and Joe Maverick is trying to help me plan a horse and carriage ride through Sherwood Forest. Have you been there? It would be great to meet you (as well as Jack Horne and Anna-Marie Docherty). Perhaps you'd like to take that ride with me. The "Men in Tights" Robin Hood movie is not one I've seen. Glad to read your work! Carolyn
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
April 30, 2014 at 2:16 PM
Sounds great idea and yes I live in in England in the midlands , I have been to the great oak in Sherwood it is all held up with scaffold these days. xx
Devonshire Avatar
April 29, 2014 at 4:08 PM
Dear Mandy, this is so much like the "Robin" I have always imagined. If you saw the movie with Kevin Costner, you know how Robin is portrayed as an idol for women and a provider of hope for the poor. Got a great laugh thinking the sheriff would have "preferred a boy." LOL That sheriff was a wicked dude, eh? Congratulations on your win! Carolyn
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
April 30, 2014 at 2:02 AM
Hi Carolyn and thanks for the comment. Did you know my relatives were once sheriffs of Nottingham, i always was suspicious about those tights for men in the wood lol xx
May Avatar
April 25, 2014 at 9:03 AM
Congrats on your win Mandy
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
June 5, 2023 at 10:41 PM
Would you believe it has taken Harry's death to make me re-read some of my poems, he used to re-read and comment all the time, I was bad at that and missed out on some wonderful comments, thank you, Joseph xx
Hamilton Avatar
April 25, 2014 at 4:02 AM
nice one Mandy congrats on placing hugs
A   Avatar
April 24, 2014 at 10:45 PM
awesome....PD
Roberts Avatar
April 24, 2014 at 6:02 PM
LOL Mandy what a good story well done ....Seren
Walker  Avatar
April 24, 2014 at 3:13 PM
Nice Mandy... Congratulations on your winning in the Robin Hood contest! Verlena
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April 24, 2014 at 2:02 PM
Congratulations, Mandy! I very very much like the beginning of this poem, but the part about the tights seems like it interrupts the plot, which could have developed the theme till the end. Regardless, I am still impressed with this poem.
Peterson Avatar
April 21, 2014 at 2:43 PM
This is a clever bit of whimsy you have spun. And it's true: things are not always as they seem. Enjoyed the tights bit.
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
April 22, 2014 at 5:37 AM
Thank you Mark, glad it is enjoyed xx
Horsman Avatar
April 17, 2014 at 9:58 AM
I will just open the stage curtain and then read all of the comments,,i am not surprised, and never will be having read what your mind your very being creates.... you are unique girl here on soup and of anywhere!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
April 18, 2014 at 11:54 AM
you are such a support to me harry, I don't think i can write without you these days lol.. Thanks xx
Callus Avatar
April 16, 2014 at 6:30 AM
Hi Mandy, it was such a pleasure reading this witty poem; always enjoy a twist :) // paul
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
April 16, 2014 at 2:10 PM
Thanks Paul xx
Horne Avatar
April 10, 2014 at 2:45 PM
LOL, thanks for a chuckle and thanks for your support, my friend x
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April 14, 2014 at 10:34 AM
a pleasure jack xx
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April 2, 2014 at 1:34 AM
Love your humor, Mandy. There were some cute surprises in this poem. Nicely done for the challenge.
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
April 14, 2014 at 10:34 AM
Thanks Andy, not doing much at the moment but trying to keep up with reading and I see you are still coming tops love well done xx
Harrell Avatar
March 29, 2014 at 9:38 AM
You are such a good story teller, Mandy. You have that gift, my friend. Enjoyed.
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
March 29, 2014 at 1:39 PM
thanks love xx
Lamoureux Avatar
March 28, 2014 at 1:42 PM
You kill me! This is hilarious.
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
March 28, 2014 at 1:59 PM
Thanks Richard xx
Horsman Avatar
March 28, 2014 at 11:01 AM
Oh fair maiden of poetry gem, the colour of Lincoln green your eyes are seen in words of creme de la creme,, love this Mandy M Tams
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
March 28, 2014 at 1:59 PM
bless you harry, your support is invaluble xx
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