Riverboat Gambler

He plied the Mississippi River on the paddle wheeler 'Dandy Dame'. Gamblin' was his profession and three-card monte was his game. He became very creative at palmin' that elusive ace of spades. Such dexterity and sleight of hand he had practiced for decades! He embarked in Saint Louis for a cruise to the town of New Orleans. On his arm hung one of his gaudily dressed bordello 'queens'! He wore diamond rings on each finger and impeccably tailored suits, A homburg hat, pearl studs, gold-tipped cane and alligator boots! He toted a concealed derringer just in the event there was trouble, And he took a table near the door so he could lam on the double! He ordered Jack Daniels bourbon for the dudes he was soon to con, And sized up the naive and hapless victims who dared to take him on! The gambler let others win a hand or so to make them feel at ease. His shill closely watched as the gambler, his moment was to seize! His winnin's piled up as bettors tried to locate the shiftin' ace. Losers dropped out of the game and other suckers took their place! One astute monte player saw the scam and called the gambler's hand. He drew his forty-fours, chairs toppled and folks fled to beat the band! The gambler drew his rod but he met his God, blood oozin' on the floor! His sobbin' 'queen' clasped him to her breast to know his love no more! Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired © All Rights Reserved Placed No. 2 in Paula Swanson's "Pick A Card, Any Card" Contest - Jun 2011