Rise and Shine

Hinge at the waist
Pivot on your gluteus maximus
And put your feet on the floor
Empower your thighs
And raise your center of gravity
Congratulations
You have succeeded 
In getting out of bed
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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Guillermo - Fraser Avatar
August 12, 2015 at 5:03 AM
what a descriptive way to say how one gets up from bed.. =')~
Deremer Avatar
August 2, 2015 at 8:33 PM
Very funny! Thanks.
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