Rip Doris Bodgers

I just read the Kama Sutra Richard Johnson said, It could leave you ruptured or very possibly dead: But him and his lover Doris went ahead and tried. Less than three weeks later she very suddenly died. They’d been progressing By slow and steady stages Until Doris sadly, mistakenly, Went and turned four pages. What started off as easy And looked so very neat Had been turned into An almost impossible feat. The ambulance men said Even if they’d been able To save her life, she’d still Have been so very disabled, And at her funeral Poor old Rick Was still dependent On a walking stick, Still wearing a fixed And shocked grin As he was gently Escorted in. So, very slowly his mind healed But for evermore his lips were sealed. At the village library, it soon got about; Long waiting lists to take the Kama Sutra out.