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Q: Who is the current Chief of Staff?
A: The resident President.

Q: What is an old, lame, deaf, half-blind Sherlock Holmes?
A: A defective detective.

Q: Who is the magician who ate all the pasta when no one was looking?
A: The linguini Houdini.

Q: What is a day in the life depiction of the First Family on view in the rotunda of the White House?
A: An Obama diorama.

Q: What is a doctor who operates on a big fish to remove the roe?
A: A sturgeon surgeon.

Q: What disease did the star of "Veep" get from drinking unbottled water when she was in India?
A: Julia Louis-Dreyfus typhus.

Q: What is a debutante dance for snakes, alligators, etc.?
A: A reptilian cotillion.

Q: How do people in third-world countries view America's "open door" policy?
A: As an immigration invitation.

Q: Selfridge's was a fine example of what kind of department store?
A: A Victorian emporium.

Q: Where would you be if you found yourself trapped between this world and another?
A: In dimension suspension.

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