Right In His Kisser

Aphrodisiac worked well
  The Martian thought ‘Swell’
‘Now I’ll make my move on this belle’

He leaned over to kiss her
  But she moved and he missed her
Then she punched him right in his kisser

His plan upended
  The Martian, offended
But she thought it ended just splendid
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Rodrigues Avatar
May 30, 2022 at 4:26 PM
LOL…a funny story!
Wolf Avatar
May 30, 2022 at 4:56 PM
With a splendid end! ~ Bottoms up!
Kiser Avatar
May 30, 2022 at 3:06 PM
Haha, oh this was fun. Enjoyed.
Wolf Avatar
May 30, 2022 at 4:57 PM
Glad you like it, M.L! Cheers, Gershon
Gorelick Avatar
May 30, 2022 at 9:01 AM
Take me to your leader--later! Clever Rhyme. Robert
Wolf Avatar
May 30, 2022 at 4:58 PM
My leader's at the Casbah now... Heh, heh
DiMino Avatar
May 30, 2022 at 5:49 AM
So much for planning to conquer earth. Woman power!
Wolf Avatar
May 30, 2022 at 4:58 PM
Ah, those woman are always getting in our way! -- And it's a good thing they are! ~ Macho-Man
Hankins Avatar
May 29, 2022 at 9:13 PM
That seemed an appropriate response if she didn't want to be kissed by a Martian! I'll bet he was stunned!
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