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Right In His Kisser

Aphrodisiac worked well The Martian thought ‘Swell’ ‘Now I’ll make my move on this belle’ He leaned over to kiss her But she moved and he missed her Then she punched him right in his kisser His plan upended The Martian, offended But she thought it ended just splendid

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Date: 5/30/2022 4:26:00 PM
LOL…a funny story!
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 5/30/2022 4:56:00 PM
With a splendid end! ~ Bottoms up!
Date: 5/30/2022 3:06:00 PM
Haha, oh this was fun. Enjoyed.
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 5/30/2022 4:57:00 PM
Glad you like it, M.L! Cheers, Gershon
Date: 5/30/2022 9:01:00 AM
Take me to your leader--later! Clever Rhyme. Robert
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 5/30/2022 4:58:00 PM
My leader's at the Casbah now... Heh, heh
Date: 5/30/2022 5:49:00 AM
So much for planning to conquer earth. Woman power!
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 5/30/2022 4:58:00 PM
Ah, those woman are always getting in our way! -- And it's a good thing they are! ~ Macho-Man
Date: 5/29/2022 9:13:00 PM
That seemed an appropriate response if she didn't want to be kissed by a Martian! I'll bet he was stunned!
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