Replacing the Cat

He ran over her cat and tried to be nice
He said, "I would be glad to pay the price!"
"Your cat I did hit"
"Can I replace it?"
She said, "Okay, but can you catch any mice?"
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Tripp Avatar
February 21, 2018 at 9:16 PM
Lol. Ya got me! I had to read it twice. Very funny write.
Hoffman Avatar
February 21, 2018 at 7:00 PM
Lol, thanks for another chuckle Pat!~Che :)
Gauthier Avatar
February 21, 2018 at 6:26 PM
Witty so very witty! A good one, Pat.
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