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Rent a Poetry Man

Here ye! Here ye! Here ye!
Starting a new business I am
“Rent A Poetry Man” I call it
I'll come to your house in a van

For a nominal fee of just a dollar
I will fashion a poem for you
To suit any happy occasion
For you to remember the do

I will offer a cute little ditty
Even give it a tune if I must
But I expect as part of the deal
You will offer me cake I trust

So look me up, let's make a deal
I'm in the book under “P”
It stands for happy “Poetry Man”
It describes this bloke to a tee!

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Laura Breidenthal

Date: 5/27/2015 7:33:00 AM

Adorable!!! Love your older poems so much! --but I love your newer ones too! Thanks for cheering me up this morning! Wishing you a great rest of the week. Always, Laura

Jack Ellison
Date: 5/27/2015 8:03:00 AM

Almost connected again but still limited to a degree! Couldn't go without your sweetness to get me through! I love you, dear Laura... Jack xxx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 8/14/2012 12:20:00 PM

Rent a happy poetry man just for one dollar.... to sheap...to sheap !!!! - Lovely business, can I take part...50-50 % (?)...lol...good one Jack, like always - Have a lovely afternoon. - oxox your new friend from Norway :)

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/14/2012 1:08:00 PM

You've got it Anne Lise... 50-50 partnership! LOL Don't know how rich we'll get at one dollar a poem but hey, we would have a blast! Love you, my new friend from Norway! Smiles, Jack xxxxxxx

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl

Date: 8/14/2012 12:19:00 PM

A lovely poem from a lovely man ,you can turn up at my door and write me a ditty.xx

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/14/2012 1:11:00 PM

Hey, Hey, Golden Girl! I'll need all the particulars, country, city, street, number, you know all that stuff! Be there in a jiffy! LOL Love and big hugs, Jack xxxxxxx