Sara Kendrick Poet I do not know?

Rent-A-X

There is a Mr. Fix It 
That lives on my street
If you want to call him
You should have done so last week

Because he is always busy;
But you can call him on the phone
His X will answer for him
This is Rent-A-X but he's gone

How may my X help you
You know I was married to a squire
He can repair anything
With duct tape for he aspires

To run a super business
Where the calls come pouring in
Then he can hire many people
And he will just sleep till ten

Just last week a new pool
He did put in his front yard
Placed a table in it, ladened
With grand buffet of food

With an extension cord on float
To a tv in a sinking boat
He and all his buddies
Could watch tv and tell jokes

When the extension was inserted
In the plug-in in the house
It tripped the power breakers
Now everything is quiet as a mouse

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James Fraser October 16, 2009 at 12:07 PM Oh there has to be many of these dudes out there Sara >> James

John Freeman October 13, 2009 at 8:23 PM Hilarious Sara, a little humor suits your personality I am sure. A very humorous one. Sincerely, Love, Moses

P Sheart October 13, 2009 at 3:30 PM Hi Sara, Love the storyline here! The ending is to die for, ha! A fun read. Keep writing! Love Light Truth Patty

Stacy Schaefer October 13, 2009 at 3:03 PM Sara, This is a very interesting poem.. but its very nice.

Christopher Flaherty October 13, 2009 at 2:08 PM Hello Sara. Someday is too late , Your cant say your appologies after the fact , When there gone it count's for nothing if you dont utilise the here and the now you regret and misss evrything that was glaringly there starring you in the face

Christopher Flaherty October 13, 2009 at 2:05 PM Hello Sara, When it is played played back will it be too late , I will always regret never having said what i know now to my Father because i was always distracted and seems to have passed e by in the blik of an eye and i will never ever get to say my goodbye. It kills me my biggest regret

Christopher Flaherty October 13, 2009 at 1:34 PM Secnd though, Have you ever questioned what life would be like without interference , It would leave us to ponder opiinion without being told what to think ?

Christopher Flaherty October 13, 2009 at 1:30 PM Hello Sara, I have little faith in people and even the wealthy seem to sponsor only to massage there ego , I may be wrong its only an opinion , But God lived on earth devoid of wealth , Free to dispurce Love without reproach neutral

Constance La France October 13, 2009 at 11:51 AM This reminds me so much of my Dad, he would do wierd things with extension cords, like the time he wanted to watch the baseball game but also be outside.. just follow the extension cords and Dad was at the end.. this was a fun poem to read

Christopher Flaherty October 13, 2009 at 11:37 AM Cheers Sara, Please take the time to read my poem Picture , I think it is my best work Yet ? ? ?