Rent-A-X
There is a Mr. Fix It
That lives on my street
If you want to call him
You should have done so last week
Because he is always busy;
But you can call him on the phone
His X will answer for him
This is Rent-A-X but he's gone
How may my X help you
You know I was married to a squire
He can repair anything
With duct tape for he aspires
To run a super business
Where the calls come pouring in
Then he can hire many people
And he will just sleep till ten
Just last week a new pool
He did put in his front yard
Placed a table in it, ladened
With grand buffet of food
With an extension cord on float
To a tv in a sinking boat
He and all his buddies
Could watch tv and tell jokes
When the extension was inserted
In the plug-in in the house
It tripped the power breakers
Now everything is quiet as a mouse
Copyright © Sara Kendrick | Year Posted 2009
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