Reminder of Her Horn Haiku

Reminder of Her Horn Haiku So wife will survive, (5) And also remain alive, (7) Must take turn to drive. (5) It is my beloved wife's turn, for her to drive to swimming pool, so that her and her friend can swim together, while I write another poem. James Thesarious Hilarious Horn Retired Veteran and Poet Wonder what chances (5) Are that she will forward this (7) to fine fair haired friend. (5) Both of these Horn Haiku are written in a style that was developed by me and is in a 5-7-5 format that has no relationship with Iambic Pentameter. What they really need is some kind of a category that is called, "WARNING."