Remedy of Me Woes

Oh woe is me, I am old now with me granny but I can’t call her that or she’ll kick me fanny she has a name of Moo Moo for this old dame and I am Fa Fa, her Norwegian flickering flame. She is me Emma, but not she she met her at a church dinner that was free turned into a bad dream for me I was just myself and now I’m not free must of said the wrong word to thee 30 years later I am looking to make a plea I am called to dinner by the smoke detector alarms the cats being startled make a stance and take up arms what will me do without her? relax with music of Brahms taking a married sick day was too short for me calms. when I hear the train horn my eyes come aglow I bought her ticket to Timbuktu which will relieve me woe will send for her using my returnable soda funds when they grow Oh happy days and no woes to feel, I’ll wait until snow!!!!!