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Relief Behind A Tree

After guzzlin' beer Gus needed to pee

   He sought relief behind a nearby tree

      Before the judge he was fined

        To which Gus gravely opined:

            "Where e'er you be let yer water flow free!"

Entry for Andrea Dietrich's "A Limerick, Old Or New" Contest

Placed No. 4 in the contest

Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Date: 8/19/2019 9:38:00 PM
Old Gus sure made me laugh, Robert. He's a real prize!! … Congrats on your placement in Andrea's contest. Best wishes, Gershon
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Date: 8/19/2019 3:15:00 PM
Great to read this again Bob, many congratulations on your win :-) Hugs Jan xx
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Robert L. Hinshaw
Date: 8/19/2019 4:21:00 PM
Thank you Jan for your continued support of my nonsense! bob
Date: 8/19/2019 2:06:00 PM
Good one, Robert! Congrats on your win! Blessings, Kim
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Date: 8/18/2019 8:27:00 PM
great job, Robert!! It's so nice to see one of your limericks in my contest. Congrats.
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Robert L. Hinshaw
Date: 8/19/2019 10:40:00 AM
Thanks, Andrea, for considering my entry in your contest worthy of a win! - Bob H
Date: 8/17/2019 2:02:00 AM
A funny limerick and well thought out. I wish you tons of luck in the contest, Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.
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Date: 8/14/2019 1:50:00 AM
G'day Bob … a fine limerick Bob. He should have asked the judge what he was supposed to do. I mean, surely the tree didn't mind - thanks Bob - Lindsay
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Robert L. Hinshaw
Date: 8/14/2019 11:21:00 AM
Thks for commenting on my latest nonsense. Relief is a true tale. When I was assigned with the USAF in Bermuda Gus was our squadron boozer! He'd tap me towards the end of each month for funds to quench his thirst but always paid me back on pay day! Carry on, Old Mate
Date: 8/13/2019 7:33:00 AM
LOL- Love this Robert. Like you always say "I love great limericks.. and this one is GREAT! Good luck in the contest. -Charlie
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Date: 8/11/2019 7:43:00 PM
Lol! Robert, This is hilarious! You are so good at writing limericks. Best wishes in the contest. Enjoy the rest of your day:-) Alexis
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Date: 8/11/2019 5:38:00 PM
very witty Bob! :-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 8/11/2019 5:01:00 PM
Haha nice one Bob, when you got to go you got to go lol. Good luck. Tom
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