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Relax, Mrs. Crockter

An old lady went to the doctor. Soon the nurse came in as a proctor. Her face was blushing red. She covered up her head. “Relax and think of Davy Crocker.” © August 19, 2010 Dane Smith-Johnsen

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Andrea Dietrich

Date: 8/22/2010 7:36:00 PM

heeehee. How silly but I like it!! Congratulations, Dane Ann. LUv, Andrea

Mitch White

Date: 8/21/2010 3:46:00 AM

That's funny- Congrats Dane Ann

Dr.Ram Mehta

Date: 8/20/2010 9:24:00 PM

Congrats on the win, Dane

John Freeman

Date: 8/20/2010 4:08:00 PM

Congratulations Dane on your fifth place, Agape, Moses

Doris Culverhouse

Date: 8/20/2010 2:21:00 PM

congrats on the well deserved win!! Take care!

Francine Roberts

Date: 8/20/2010 12:40:00 PM

congrats on your win in the contest

Ralph Taylor

Date: 8/20/2010 11:17:00 AM

Congrats, Dane Ann. Nice going. Ralph

Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 8/20/2010 9:14:00 AM

Congratulations on your win Dane Ann in Carolyn Devonshire's "Doctor Phobia! Quick Contest". Love, Carol

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

Date: 8/20/2010 9:10:00 AM

Congrats Dane Ann on your win in the doctor contest with this great write.. ciao with luv..

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 8/20/2010 8:59:00 AM

Wish you could be with me Monday, Dane Ann. I would enjoy having you as my proctor. Funny limerick! Many of the Soup's best humor writers provided a lot of laughs. There were many great entries and it was hard ranking them as each one gave me a laugh. Congratulations on your win! Love, Carolyn

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 8/19/2010 8:34:00 AM

:) Thanks for supporting the contest, Dane Ann. I'll have to look up Davy Crocker. Only know of a Davy Crocket. LOL Love, Carolyn

Anthony Nutter

Date: 8/19/2010 3:14:00 AM

Funny limerick, love to read limericks, never was much good at writing them. Nice read.