Relativity
Aunt Evelyn’s in the kitchen
She mixing up a batch
It’s her famous Eggnog
Don’t drink it, there’s a catch
Once she knows you like it
She’ll not leave you alone
“How ‘bout just a little more”
The words exact a groan!
Then there’s Cousin Eddie
And he’s been nippin’ Gin
It’s not a Christmas party
Without hammered next of kin
And speaking of a hammer
Where is Uncle Fred
The last time someone saw him
He was cracking nuts in bed
Can someone please now tell me
Who’s singing in the den
I hope it’s not the twins again
You know its way past ten
I guess I’ll just accept it
As most good people do
Another family Christmas
Someone, pass me a brew
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