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Platonic is quite moronic
As our nature is hedonic
For every lure
God grants a cure
My mum says its gin and tonic

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Kelli White

August 7, 2020 at 10:12 AM

Your poetic limericks are fantastic and very enjoyable:)kelli

Caren Krutsinger

July 17, 2020 at 3:07 AM

Hilarious! As usual Rico.

Rico Leffanta

July 17, 2020 at 1:23 PM

Mahalo, Caren! Aloha! Rico

Gershon Wolf

July 12, 2020 at 4:19 PM

Well, the cure sure ain't the 'plague, bubonic!' Cheers, Gershon

Rico Leffanta

July 13, 2020 at 1:24 PM

Did you know Yersinia pestis first attacked humans via fleas, migrated to rats, then mutated into droplets sneezed human-to-human when there was no tonic, no gin? Stay tuned! Aloha! Rico

Kim Rodrigues

July 12, 2020 at 7:02 AM

Nice lim! My mom’s drink - a Manhattan. :)

Rico Leffanta

July 12, 2020 at 2:24 PM

Did she get that before Ilene? Aloha! Rico

Lindsay Laurie

July 11, 2020 at 7:19 PM

G'day Rico … I think I'd join your Mum and go for the cure first - thanks Rico - Lindsay

Rico Leffanta

July 12, 2020 at 2:24 PM

Always best to do what works best for you! Aloha! Rico

Mystic Rose Rose

July 11, 2020 at 4:19 PM

We all have our cures, me I eat flowers, lol my mother in law taught me that, Love and light, xo

Rico Leffanta

July 12, 2020 at 2:22 PM

I have watched squirrels devour chrysanthemums like my late wife ate Cadbury Easter Eggs, so you have a precedent! Aloha! Rico

Silent One

July 11, 2020 at 3:30 PM

I laughed from the first line lol... Haha Really good one

Rico Leffanta

July 12, 2020 at 2:19 PM

Thank you for reading and commenting! Aloha! Rico

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

July 11, 2020 at 3:09 PM

Hah! Love this and the G&T... hated the drink till I found myself on a beach in St. Kitts with only gin and tonic available our first night to drink, I developed a taste for it, reminds me of the ocean ;), xomo ~RSD!

Rico Leffanta

July 11, 2020 at 3:15 PM

I suspect you created some waves of your own! Aloha! Rico