Rehab

I once had a Lazy Susan
Adding confusion to choosin'
I gave her a spin
But never could win
And that's why I turned to boozin'
Copyright © | Year Posted 2021

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Babcock Avatar
July 16, 2021 at 1:32 PM
This reminds me of spin the bottle. A fun limerick Rico. love phyl
Merryman Avatar
July 16, 2021 at 12:58 PM
Good one, Rico! I enjoyed your fun limerick! Blessings, Kim M
Krutsinger Avatar
July 13, 2021 at 9:02 AM
This is hilarious and great!
Leffanta Avatar
July 13, 2021 at 11:06 AM
Mahalo, Caren!
Wolf Avatar
July 12, 2021 at 5:28 PM
As good an excuse as any for boozin'... Bottoms up! ~ gw
Leffanta Avatar
July 13, 2021 at 11:06 AM
I thought I had heard every excuse possible, but Antiques Roadshow reminded me that I had never heard anyone blame a Lazy Susan . . . .
Woodrow Avatar
July 12, 2021 at 3:13 PM
lol! Good one! I remember discovering that table as a child at a Chinese restaurant and my excitement kinda went flat after I discovered its name! Later, my dad started planting Black-eyed Susans... I was really annoyed by then with my name which he had chosen :)
Woodrow Avatar
July 13, 2021 at 11:40 AM
lol i forgot that boy! goodness me!! what's in this name?!
Leffanta Avatar
July 13, 2021 at 11:07 AM
Johnny Cash did not add esteem to your name, either, so you did that all on your own!
Bauer Avatar
July 12, 2021 at 12:48 PM
ha! love the rhyme choices in this one, rico!
Leffanta Avatar
July 13, 2021 at 11:10 AM
Its a stretch that never quite reaches your accomplishments . . . .
Allison Avatar
July 12, 2021 at 12:27 PM
ha ha ha I recall we had a lazy susan when mum had parties when I was a child perhaps you could try spinning the bottle if Susan wont oblige lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Leffanta Avatar
July 13, 2021 at 11:10 AM
The Slots in Las Vegas are a more popular spin . . . .. Aloha!
Cunningham Avatar
July 12, 2021 at 11:21 AM
You found out the hard way Rico lol. Cheers Tom
Leffanta Avatar
July 13, 2021 at 11:08 AM
No, Susan supplied the hard way . . . .
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