Recipe For a Sunday Morning

A stirring lilac breeze for an alarm or, alternatively, a morning dove's song Minimum one, maximum two people absolutely no minors Several medium-firm pillows a well-fluffed quilt, untucked Two auto-frying eggs and strips of bacon and auto-toasting toast, buttered, triangular A large glass of freshly-squeezed (by someone else) pink grapefruit juice Espresso served in tiny cups à la volonté steamed milk upon request A stout newspaper, of which no more than 50% can be composed of actual news Miles Davis "Kind Of Blue" looping in the background One pair of loose fitting boxer shorts with t-shirt one pair of bare feet, regardless of the season And absolutely, positively no planning whatsoever