Recipe

My darlin’s muffins are nutrient dense, Packed with whole grain goodness (In a metaphoric sense.) Mixed with free-range femininity And assorted organic delights. To make the flavor linger I take long, leisurely bites. It goes down salty and sweet, Like a lover’s naughty kiss. I let it nourish my soul And give me gastronomic bliss. I savor the aroma as a true enthusiast. I like her bagels topped with poppy seed. Baby, baby, baby, baby, bay: Them be some fine bi-labial plosives, indeed!