Reality Versus the Claim

The Reality Versus the Claim By Elton Camp When an online acquaintance you make All claims with a grain of salt better take The assertion, “I am totally drug free” In reality, addicted to heroin may be Then that claimed college degree From a poor diploma mill may be If he says he’s financially secure That’s quite questionable for sure “I have lots of thick, curly hair” May hide that his pate is bare Perhaps it’s his chest that’s hirsute Here’s hoping you think that cute “An athletic figure I have got” Doesn’t tell it has gone to pot So he like to take walks very far But that’s because he has no car “I love to have variety in my life” Means he’s seeking an eighth wife “I just love cooking and cleaning” For you to do it, perhaps meaning When you finally meet face-to-face Be prepared harsh reality to embrace