Read At Your Own Risk

I was unaware until recently Of what I’m about to disclose Though due to its extreme importance I believe people need to know I’ve had many a sleepless night On whether or not to share However, I believe it’s my moral duty To make others fully aware Know, once you have read this There will be no turning back Your world may change forever So ,prepare for how you may react There are those who may already know Though due to this topics disturbing nature Feel it safer to stay quiet As voicing it ….the risk is so much greater! So here goes….. I am speaking about As-Para-Gas….”oh yes indeed” After human consumption all seem to agree It produces potent and extremely strong Pure ASPARAGUS smelling wee!! Please take note next time you eat Asparagus!!