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Rat Sightings Dropping

I’ve seen fewer rats in my alley this year quickly credited it to climate change But when I explained myself on local TV the reporter found me quite strange

Copyright © | Year Posted 2024




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Date: 5/22/2024 2:09:00 PM
A good remark to make to the news. I've never heard a scientist explain it. There are few statistics. I'm sure our bad deeds can effect earth. So can the sun and magnetic poles and perhaps, rockets dragging when going into space.
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Date: 5/22/2024 5:59:00 AM
does this mean that the Rat Race has been canceled
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 5/22/2024 12:09:00 PM
No, not yet. First 'Rat Race' has to speed its way through at least 5 summers of reruns, and then reruns of reruns. ~ All wRUNg out
Date: 5/22/2024 5:22:00 AM
well, this is hilarious. I'd like to boldly suggest that fewer rats are a result of 'systemic racism.' After all, 'Rats Lives Matter.' :-)
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 5/22/2024 12:10:00 PM
Aha! 'Systemic racism,' the culprit, eh? I should have known. ~ The Ghost of George Floyd

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