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Ralph Escapes the Big House

Ralph Escapes the Big House

By Elton Camp

It’s a life sentence with no parole allowed
“No prison can hold me,” Ralph vowed

Ralph found a loose stone in his cell
It helped to bribe the guard as well

An escape tunnel he then began to bore
Every night, he worked on it some more

“When I get out, I’ll sure kill that D.A.
And the jury & witness are gonna pay.”

“They put me into this huge cracker box
But nothing can hold this sly old fox.”

After ten years of labor almost every night
Ralph broke through to his great delight

But a key element his escape plan did lack
He was in the middle of the railroad track

“Free at last!” is what he proceeded to yell
But a rushing train, his dream did dispel

His plans for revenge vanished just like that
As the freight train then mashed him flat

Copyright © | Year Posted 2012




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Date: 2/3/2012 9:56:00 AM
Poor Ralph. I was hoping he would make it.
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Elton Camp
Date: 2/4/2012 2:31:00 AM
I sort of felt myself feeling sorry for him as the poem developed so that's why I added the part about his intention to murder the DA, witnesses, and jury members. It created a strange combination of humor and seeing a scoundrel get what he deserved. Of course, I'd never really feel joy at anyone's death. Thanks for reading. Elton

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