Rain

Held by a dungeon of torrential rain It resounded like a quarrel outside It was an argle-bargle of earth, rain and wind It blew patterns of a boustrophedon Being cantankerous from the brouhaha I took my bumbershoot to the door The umbrella became discombobulated The nonsensical wind blew it inside out A melee of rain furbellfwed my face A gardylool hadn’t been announced Thus a television gonzo weather reporter A nincompoop on the matters of meteorology And I, a smell fungus, thought, no sun would shine But, somewhere near, I heard a turdiform, "A Lark?" To my amazement a vomiter shown from above The Earth smelled dank mud, spores and green grass It was petrichor to a doubting Thomas Was I to trust the rays and Lark? But, the smell of must from the downpour ~ Meh, on the other hand, gloom and doom Have always been, my very best friend 6/6/16 Note: real words, check them out: @ http://www.alphadictionary.com/articles/100_funniest_words.html