Quoth My Daddy Nevermore

Once upon a midnight chilly, on a ladder acting silly,
to my bedroom up I climbed and through my window slid.
Moonlight through my bedroom flickered. To myself I softly snickered,
feeling sure that once again my parents--oh, so clueless--did
not know my deeds. I heard a knock and under covers hid.
	

Dad stormed in with nails and hammer; then ensued a fearsome clamor
as with seven nails he sealed my window and my fate.
Then he wheeled around revealing ire that woke in me a feeling
I would sneak out nevermore. Now weekends at home, I hate.


October 5, 2018, entered in Juli-Michelle's Rhyme Battle XI
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Lawless Avatar
October 12, 2018 at 8:30 AM
OH YEAH!!!! why is it we think we 'INVENTED" all the games teenagers play. Well done Janice, a bit of poignant humor.
Canerdy Avatar
October 12, 2018 at 8:40 AM
Thanks so much, John! Janice
Dietrich Avatar
October 7, 2018 at 9:34 AM
I love your parody!! Funny one.
Canerdy Avatar
October 7, 2018 at 12:03 PM
Thanks so much, Andrea! Janice
Pandit Avatar
October 6, 2018 at 7:11 AM
A fun story..lovely rhymes..Best for a win, Janice
Canerdy Avatar
October 6, 2018 at 9:43 AM
Thanks so much, Vijay! Janice
Krutsinger Avatar
October 6, 2018 at 6:20 AM
This hit me so suddenly, it made me laugh. I remembered so many childhood antics after reading it. Thank you Janice. Good luck in the contest!
Canerdy Avatar
October 6, 2018 at 9:43 AM
Thank you so much, Caren! Janice
Gauthier Avatar
October 5, 2018 at 10:30 PM
I love your humor, Janice. Delightful.
Canerdy Avatar
October 5, 2018 at 10:42 PM
Thank you, Line! Janice
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