Quote Me Chapter and Curse

QUOTE ME BY CHAPTER AND CURSE No, seriously there are people worse then me, and I’m a lothario and a liar But then there are these douche bags who see an empty warehouse and for fun set it afire I commit crimes and hold people I have pity for as hostage while holding a gun But stoned cold junkies, unlike me, do horrendous things solely for fun I knocked down and old lady……………….. cane and f*****g all Once I had her bread you think I gave a damn that she’d fall? S**t, I’d rob my grandmother and later on promise her a soft and silken shawl And listen, when robbing an inhabited home the floorboards will squeak if you walk but not if you crawl Turn your back on me b***h, I dare you, and leave that diamond ring right there By the time you turn back around the diamond is gone and my running footsteps is all you’d hear Invite your folks over for dinner on Thursday but tell your mom you want to see some jewels You keep them busy, while I rob them blind because one thing I ain’t is one those PHun-loving PHools What I am saying essentially and I hope effectively is that there are certain people you simply can’t trust The ones who think havoc is a game, for there are none so blind and ashes to ashes and dust to dust I’ll climb up a six story building because I know there are riches in apartment six “B” Christ, I’ll beat a man half to death if I want something of his and he doesn’t agree So look out for the ones who lie like a Lothario and will rob you blind And you all deserve to be robbed because you’re rich and undoubtedly kind While the old lady was dressing I was undressing her closet of gold And when you stare into my sky blue pink eyes realize there ain’t nothing of yours I wouldn't have sold I’ll wield a sword honed so sharp and a very frightening knife And believe me my acts of thievery would be rife I harm, threaten and rob people and then go home to my wife She makes a really good pot roast, and knows I could never really take a life © 2011.….Phreepoetree ~free cee!~