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If Jack and Jill did go up the hill together and when Jack fell down and broke his crown, why did Jill come tumbling after? Was she just dumb? Why did Humpty Dumpty sit on the wall? After he fell why did the kings horses try to put him back together again? Does anyone else think they should have made an omelet? For Rock a Bye Baby I can understand if that was a baby bird, but, why would a sane human put the baby crib so high in the tree on a skinny limb? Hickeory Dickeroy Dock, when the mouse ran up the clock, was he simply scared, or did he go deaf when the clock struck one? Four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie? So how exactly did those birds sing after being baked? Was the king who got that pie a salvage? Ring around the rosie! There is a fantastic song for kids, about a deadly desease that people drop dead over. And the worst for last! Disney, why do you lie to everyone? When you wish upon a star, your dreams don't necessarily come true.

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Date: 1/7/2023 7:33:00 PM
LOL. and why did the farmer's wife cut the tails of three blind mice? Was she using them in a new recipe? Wouldn't the tails be too tough to cook? Was she just mean/psycho?
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Miranda Hawley
Date: 1/7/2023 7:54:00 PM
Those are some excellent questions about the 3 blind mice! Glad you like my poem!
Date: 12/19/2022 9:57:00 PM
Haha...you made my smile! This are some questions indeed...! Have a great day :)
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Miranda Hawley
Date: 12/20/2022 3:36:00 AM
Glad to hear that this one made you smile.
Date: 12/15/2022 2:32:00 AM
...and just how did the "Cow jump over the moon" lol. Great questions, Miranda. I think I'll go stick my thumb in a pie and pull out a plum, so I can say "What a good boy am I"
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Miranda Hawley
Date: 12/15/2022 2:39:00 AM
Yes, how did that cow jump over the moon? Thank you for adding that question. You know pulling a plumb out of a pie sounds good, even for a good girl (woman) like me.
Date: 12/13/2022 12:09:00 PM
and how did Peter pumpkin eater keep his wife very well inside a pumpkin shell? Must have been pretty giant sized and it would go all moldy
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Miranda Hawley
Date: 12/13/2022 1:21:00 PM
Right on. That one didn't come to my mind but that is a great fitting question.
Date: 12/13/2022 12:08:00 PM
Oh, a good cynical poem. Love it!!
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