Queen of Outer Space

Queen of Outer Space rode a comet into Mars. So hot it hurt her feet though, so she went back to the stars. She jumped on a meter and rode it to Planet Earth. Jumping off a few seconds before it slid over the water in a surf. I have not found the right planet yet, she told her spies. These Earthlings are hilarious, but they only have two eyes. I am used to at least four. I think I’m heading to Pluto next. Besides, these Earthing’s do not know how to genuflect.