Pyramid Schemes

Your posts are so popular, You should join my selling team. So much money you could make, Even more than you can dream. This better-than-all make-up, Sure to cover every flaw. Who would want to leave the house, Looking natural at all? Don't forget the slimming shakes, Everyone could use a shed. Just don't tell the side effects, They are bound to mess the bed. Oh you'll love this legging line, The most comfort all around. Just look at these great patterns, They're the rage in every town! .... Sorry that I'll have to pass, I'm against your make-up stance. Slimming shakes are dangerous, And leggings are still not pants!