Jenna Logan Poet Limerick

Putin Fell and Couldn'T Get Up

News: Putin had fallen and couldn't get up
The one who found him there looked down and said, "'Sup?"
He'd stumbled down the stairs
And it seems no one cares
Would I have laughed out loud if I'd seen him fall? Yup.

Vlad slid down palace steps on his back, lying prone
His bodyguards were there. I wish he'd been alone
Medics waited at the gate
Clean up needed for Head of State
His backside was a mess due to a bruised tail bone.

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Tom Cunningham December 2, 2022 at 8:48 AM I certainly wouldn't lose sleep if that dog never got up again. Thats one cretin that doesn't deserve to live. Would love to hear on the news he's snuffed it. Grrrrrr Tom Jenna Logan December 2, 2022 at 8:50 AM Either that or someone snuffed him! Thanks, Tom... You're on with the bash Putin week. Let's go. Tom Cunningham December 2, 2022 at 8:49 AM We should have a bash Putin week lol

Anselmo Boles December 2, 2022 at 8:46 AM Hilarious Jenna, thanks for the laugh! Love "Sup" with "Yup". If voodoo only worked, I would have stuck a million pins on every body part relevant, on the ugly Putin doll... Jenna Logan December 2, 2022 at 8:49 AM And if you'd allowed me to suggest the first part of his anatomy to get stuck, I think you'd need no hint as to where that might be. Thanks for liking these limericks, Anselmo.

L Milton Hankins December 2, 2022 at 8:20 AM I don't think anyone has sympathy for the b*****d, Jenna. Too bad he didn't break his neck. Jenna Logan December 2, 2022 at 8:48 AM No one should feel an ounce of pity for such a demonic being. I agree with your assessment, and too bad one of those medics was the one to break it. Thanks, Milt.