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Putin Fell and Couldn'T Get Up

News: Putin had fallen and couldn't get up
The one who found him there looked down and said, "'Sup?"
He'd stumbled down the stairs
And it seems no one cares
Would I have laughed out loud if I'd seen him fall? Yup.

Vlad slid down palace steps on his back, lying prone
His bodyguards were there. I wish he'd been alone
Medics waited at the gate
Clean up needed for Head of State
His backside was a mess due to a bruised tail bone.

Copyright © Jenna Logan | Year Posted 2022

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Tom Cunningham Date: 12/2/2022 8:48:00 AM I certainly wouldn't lose sleep if that dog never got up again. Thats one cretin that doesn't deserve to live. Would love to hear on the news he's snuffed it. Grrrrrr Tom Login to Reply Jenna Logan Date: 12/2/2022 8:50:00 AM Either that or someone snuffed him! Thanks, Tom... You're on with the bash Putin week. Let's go. Tom Cunningham Date: 12/2/2022 8:49:00 AM We should have a bash Putin week lol

Anselmo Boles Date: 12/2/2022 8:46:00 AM Hilarious Jenna, thanks for the laugh! Love "Sup" with "Yup". If voodoo only worked, I would have stuck a million pins on every body part relevant, on the ugly Putin doll... Login to Reply Jenna Logan Date: 12/2/2022 8:49:00 AM And if you'd allowed me to suggest the first part of his anatomy to get stuck, I think you'd need no hint as to where that might be. Thanks for liking these limericks, Anselmo.

L Milton Hankins Date: 12/2/2022 8:20:00 AM I don't think anyone has sympathy for the b*****d, Jenna. Too bad he didn't break his neck. Login to Reply Jenna Logan Date: 12/2/2022 8:48:00 AM No one should feel an ounce of pity for such a demonic being. I agree with your assessment, and too bad one of those medics was the one to break it. Thanks, Milt.