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Push Up Bottom

Bought a new deodorant stick... the label read “Push up bottom” should've applied it to my armpits instead Coz when let her fly The room smells divine Passersby swooned, lost control, turned deep red

Copyright © | Year Posted 2019




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Date: 10/9/2019 5:51:00 PM
Hello Happy Jack, oh-- this one made me laugh. Thank you for the chuckle. have a nice evening my friend. xxxxxxx-oooo.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 10/9/2019 6:17:00 PM
Happy happy happy!!! LOL Love, Happy Jack XOX
Date: 10/9/2019 2:36:00 PM
Too too funny
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Jack Ellison
Date: 10/9/2019 5:09:00 PM
Old people you know!!! LOL XOX
Date: 10/9/2019 7:27:00 AM
L...O...L! That's funnier than my grandma spraying her head with Rightguard ;D, xomo!!!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 10/9/2019 7:40:00 AM
A hoot... are we having fun yet!!! Good morning my dear Mo!!! XOX

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