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Pulling Muscles

I pulled a muscle on my weak back How long ago? ...about a week back I pulled a muscle on my thigh And also, one in my lazy eye I pulled a muscle on my neck and calf When I tried to imitate a small giraffe I pulled a muscle on my arm Reaching for my heart alarm I pulled a muscle on my toe Now it follows me wherever I go I pulled a muscle on my hip At my age...I should not try to flip I pulled a muscle on my leg I should have stretched my wooden peg I pulled some muscles all over myself I think I'd do better if I were on the shelf I pulled so many muscles...what's wrong with me? Ouch! I just pulled a F'ing muscle on my knee

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John Watt

Date: 7/8/2023 11:43:00 PM

Pure fun and funniness from my fellow aging Boomer. Sometimes it's not so funny, but better to laugh than cry. One question: what were you doing trying to imitate a giraffe? Thanks for the smiles today, my friend ~ John

Gershon Wolf

Date: 7/8/2023 9:15:00 PM

Never heard of a 'f'ing muscle.' Is that above or below the actual f'ing kneecap? lol. Enjoyed, gw

Bill Baker

Date: 7/8/2023 2:51:00 PM

I figured it would be a "Charlie horse". Nice Couplet poem, Charles. I enjoyed the read. A poet friend in Texas, Bill

Eve Roper

Date: 7/7/2023 8:18:00 PM

Opps, Charles, we are getting old.. Don't try to hard to become that young man you were at 30.. Hugs Eve

Brandy Nicole

Date: 7/7/2023 7:52:00 PM

My advice: Sit very still, and then you won't pull anything. With you, I'm sure you'll strain a muscle in your butt, or perhaps in your gut. your thoughts bring a smile, Charles. I hope your weekend is amazing. My best to you. :) Hugs, Brandy

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 7/6/2023 10:07:00 PM

Really funny one, Charles

Jim Slaughter

Date: 7/6/2023 11:16:00 AM

Ouch! Funny...but ouch! This is particularly particular for me, C. I've been having back problems for the last week or so. Don't know, however, if mine is muscle or nerve related.

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 7/6/2023 9:39:00 AM

Call the ambulance. You need to lessen the stress. Thanks for the humour.

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 7/6/2023 8:26:00 AM

LOL! You need a stretch-er! ;)

Charles Messina
Date: 7/6/2023 8:34:00 AM

LOL...I do :)