Charles Messina Poet Couplet

Pulling Muscles

I pulled a muscle on my weak back
How long ago? ...about a week back 

I pulled a muscle on my thigh 
And also, one in my lazy eye 

I pulled a muscle on my neck and calf 
When I tried to imitate a small giraffe 

I pulled a muscle on my arm 
Reaching for my heart alarm 

I pulled a muscle on my toe 
Now it follows me wherever I go

I pulled a muscle on my hip 
At my age...I should not try to flip

I pulled a muscle on my leg  
I should have stretched my wooden peg

I pulled some muscles all over myself 
I think I'd do better if I were on the shelf
 
I pulled so many muscles...what's wrong with me? 
Ouch! I just pulled a F'ing muscle on my knee

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John Watt July 8, 2023 at 11:43 PM Pure fun and funniness from my fellow aging Boomer. Sometimes it's not so funny, but better to laugh than cry. One question: what were you doing trying to imitate a giraffe? Thanks for the smiles today, my friend ~ John

Gershon Wolf July 8, 2023 at 9:15 PM Never heard of a 'f'ing muscle.' Is that above or below the actual f'ing kneecap? lol. Enjoyed, gw

Bill Baker July 8, 2023 at 2:51 PM I figured it would be a "Charlie horse". Nice Couplet poem, Charles. I enjoyed the read. A poet friend in Texas, Bill

Eve Roper July 7, 2023 at 8:18 PM Opps, Charles, we are getting old.. Don't try to hard to become that young man you were at 30.. Hugs Eve

Brandy Nicole July 7, 2023 at 7:52 PM My advice: Sit very still, and then you won't pull anything. With you, I'm sure you'll strain a muscle in your butt, or perhaps in your gut. your thoughts bring a smile, Charles. I hope your weekend is amazing. My best to you. :) Hugs, Brandy

Andrea Dietrich July 6, 2023 at 10:07 PM Really funny one, Charles

Jim Slaughter July 6, 2023 at 11:16 AM Ouch! Funny...but ouch! This is particularly particular for me, C. I've been having back problems for the last week or so. Don't know, however, if mine is muscle or nerve related.

Victor Buhagiar July 6, 2023 at 9:39 AM Call the ambulance. You need to lessen the stress. Thanks for the humour.

Kim Rodrigues July 6, 2023 at 8:26 AM LOL! You need a stretch-er! ;) Charles Messina July 6, 2023 at 8:34 AM LOL...I do :)