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Pud Envy - Bawdy

It’s factual, I’m not being silly,
A snake’s born with a second willy,
So do sharks in the sea -
It’s not a ‘phallus ee’,
Making love in the sea could be chilly.

10/10/20

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Caren Krutsinger

October 15, 2020 at 3:49 AM

I will never look at a snake the same way again. Neither will my husband (snake envy).

Jan Allison

October 16, 2020 at 1:33 AM

ha ha ha:-) hugs jan xx

Jennifer Proxenos

October 13, 2020 at 11:48 AM

Wow, this is a winner and your poetic creativity with this makes it an absolute blast Ha Ha. Great write Jan. Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.

Jan Allison

October 13, 2020 at 2:00 PM

thanks Jennifer, just a fun poem not for a contest:-) hugs Jan xx

Paul Schneiter

October 12, 2020 at 8:46 PM

Jan, It's hard to beat "phallus ee" for probing phonetic spelling. I don't shrink from saying that. (Oh to have even an inch of your talent.). Hugsxxx, Paul

Jan Allison

October 13, 2020 at 8:07 AM

Got to admit I was a little creative with fallacy lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire

October 12, 2020 at 10:59 AM

Wow! Great use of "Phallus EE"! I hear there's always some shrinkage in cold water. LOL Glad I haven't seen any creatures with second "willies." Excellent limerick, Hon! Best wishes if for a contest. Hugs, Carolyn

Jan Allison

October 13, 2020 at 8:07 AM

I couldnt resist using that word Carolyn lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Jack Horne

October 12, 2020 at 5:21 AM

LOL, loved this one : )

Jan Allison

October 12, 2020 at 6:37 AM

well I learned what we call pudding or rather 'pud' is a slang name for a todger - I will never look at spotted dick in the same light now lol:-) hugs jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

October 11, 2020 at 4:00 PM

Hello Jan … I always wondered why I wanted to come back as a shark and now you’ve explained why Jan - Lindsay

Jan Allison

October 12, 2020 at 6:35 AM

ha ha ha I want to come back as a koala I read that they have 3 vaginas lol:-) hugs jan xx

Sam Kauffman

October 11, 2020 at 1:46 PM

Hilarious, Jan! Your marvelous sense of humor rises up again! I think some men will display a certain kind of envy! All the best my friend.

Jan Allison

October 12, 2020 at 6:34 AM

thanks Sam, it was written after a conversation with an on line friend lol... I learned a lot ha ha ha:-) hugs jan xx

Kim Rodrigues

October 11, 2020 at 12:48 PM

LOL! Thanks for the laugh! Oh and then there’s the whale that wanted to be freed. Ouch ;)

Jan Allison

October 12, 2020 at 6:33 AM

Gives a whole new meaning to Moby Dick lol:-0 hugs jan xx

Mark Koplin

October 11, 2020 at 9:55 AM

That's a cruel joke to have two. It's hard enough to focus on just one let alone two in the cold water. Yikes!!! Very funny Jan. Thanks for the laugh!!

Jan Allison

October 12, 2020 at 6:32 AM

when my friend read it she said ... but some blokes don't know what to do with just one lol:-) hugs jan xx