Prostrate Exam

I never felt so embarrassed my dear It’s not like they were checking my ear He gave me a gown with ties in the back Is that what they mean by saying no to crack He said please lay over on your side I saw his big hands, that’s when I cried He said there are no lumps that I can find I said your breaking my behind He said we’ll go through with a camera when I’m done I said I hope it’s not a hand held one He asked can you hold on I’m almost through To keep from flying that’s what I’ll do I can’t believe you are in so much pain It’s because your nurse forgot the novocaine He said shame on you screaming like that I said you’re either criminally insane or a democrat He said the test is complete and you are all clear I said thank you doctor, see you next year.