Pretty Sh__Y

Someone is watching me, Not that I'm paranoid, As you can see This stalking person scares me, Somewhere else I'd rather be, Electronic bugs I find all over, Even hid in my dog's butt, poor Rover! Secret cameras, telescopes pointed my way, I don't know just what to say, I've gotten some threatening notes, The most obscene, from my poetry, quotes, There's a strange car that follows me, I wonder what they want to see... I'll trick them soon, And I know how... I'll go out, and buy, a dairy cow, I don't know what good that may do, But confuse them with my motives, true I'll save up all the lumps of cow dung, And make a flop-pie To throw at some, The sh_t will fly, And yes, oh my.... I hope I hit them, in the eye.