Pretrumpian Pronouncements

I saw there was a mow-down in Las Vegas of country western loves. And also heard our President was about to share his view. But before he had his chance to enlighten one and all, I figured his best solution was to hope before the next time we'll all do our patriotic duty, go out and buy the best automatic multi-repeating rifle with scope that we can afford to buy, so everyone can keep a well-scoped eye on all the other country western wise before we blast each other's patriotic duty to stand and salute both our flags of equally good history, leave no child with any color standing, left unpatriotically behind.