Pretend Pirate Wanna Be's

With rod and reel and bait in hand They set out from dry dusty land Six pretend pirate wanna be's To terrorize fish repeatedly Three each, port and starboard side Anticipating the coming tide Far away from safety's shore These men of action, these men of lore Swinging wide they toss their lines As seconds tick off fishes bites What's meant to be has come to be From this scourge of the high seas They came they saw they conquered all As waves pound hard upon the bow Call it a hunch, the weakest of the bunch Didn't miss the chance to toss his lunch After the score these troubadours Made their way back to distant shores Six pretend pirate wanna be's Where legends are made on the high seas Went deep sea fishing yesterday and had a blast! Who tossed their lunch? Do you really need to ask? ??