Poo Poo Platter

Poo Poo Platter

Five dogs in a yard is a tight fit
when you’re bending over to scoop it
the gag reflex triggered
much sooner than figured
thus adding a lunch to the poo pit


John G. Lawless
5/13/2015
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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Allison Avatar
May 13, 2015 at 4:35 PM
ha ha ha - i wrote a 'pooh' poem and then someone blocked me lol said it wasn't a suitable topic for a poem - thank you for proving me wrong - love the humour :-) hugs jan xx
Allison Avatar
May 13, 2015 at 4:46 PM
I have to disagree with the so called 'experts' as limericks are extremely clever humour in just 5 lines:-) hugs Jan xx So glad we all write differently that is what adds spice to the soup mix xx
Lawless Avatar
May 13, 2015 at 4:41 PM
Alas, Jan, the Limerick has been relegated to the rating of "the lowest form of poetry" as they are supposed to make the reader go...UUUggghhhhh and then LOL.
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