Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

Police On Bikes

Wonder how police on bikes arrest people
"Alright, get in the basket, you did something illegal
Get your bum in there
It's just like a chair
Feet away from spokes or we'll land on our keesters"

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Daniel Turner June 22, 2017 at 8:49 PM The once was a cop named Mike, Who rode his beat on a bike, to make an arrest, he made men undress, then led them around by their spike:) Jack Ellison June 22, 2017 at 8:55 PM Hey! Now your cooking! LOL Limericks are fun and easy, eh!!! Got a kick out of it Daniel!!!

Lim'Rik Flats June 22, 2017 at 8:16 AM Up against the spokes!//Or your head gets pokes"//From my baton//Have a won ton//You malfeasant blokes! GOOD MORNING JACKSON!!! Actually, I don't have a clue — stumped AGAIN! Jack Ellison June 22, 2017 at 8:41 AM Something I've wondered about all my life! "You malfeasant blokes?" Is that limey talk??? GOOD MORNING JOHN JOHN!!!