Jan Allison Poet Limerick

Pole Dancing - For Dale

An acrobat whose name is Dale 
Went pole dancing with his wife Gail 
When he did the starfish 
He looked such a dish 
But suddenly Gail's face turned pale 

As he performed his sexy pole dance 
He'd got no undies under his pants 
Poor Dale was distraught 
When his todger got caught 
It cut short a night of romance 

13th July 2017 

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Funom Makama July 19, 2017 at 1:10 PM funny, sweet and lovely. Always looking forward to reading your lines and I have never been disappointed. Lovely! lovely! lovely! Jan Allison July 19, 2017 at 1:12 PM Thanks Funom:-) hugs Jan xx

Alfred Berggren July 19, 2017 at 10:33 AM Very funny limericks. Thanks for the laugh. Jan Allison July 19, 2017 at 1:12 PM Thanks Alfred:-) hugs Jan xx

Christopher Flaherty July 18, 2017 at 7:07 PM Better than a Todger in a zip Its a temporary blip on the end of pole For poor Dale and Gail soothing the bruising. That's love for you sacrifice Jan Allison July 19, 2017 at 1:12 PM lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Lim'Rik Flats July 17, 2017 at 8:25 AM I thought I heard a loud wail!//Now I know it was Dale.//There ain't no topper//for this great whopper//Made a minnow out of his whale. I didn't even know there were male pole dancers, sounds like a risky occupation;-) Great fun from your silly noggin Jan!!! Hugganoids ~ j Jan Allison July 19, 2017 at 1:13 PM oh yes there are people of all ages who take part John lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Jack Horne July 16, 2017 at 8:58 AM LOL, love your limericks, Jan x Jan Allison July 19, 2017 at 1:13 PM Cheers Jack:-) hugs Jan xx

Edward Mccall July 15, 2017 at 5:18 PM What a fun little Limerick Jan nicely done. Jan Allison July 15, 2017 at 5:21 PM Thanks Edward, Dale was a good sport letting me post it:-) hugs jan xx

M. L. Kiser July 15, 2017 at 1:01 PM Ooh, that makes me hurt! Great limerick, Jan. Jan Allison July 15, 2017 at 1:07 PM ha ha ha I guess from that comment you are male then lol:-) hugs jan xx

Demetrios Trifiatis July 15, 2017 at 7:09 AM Inventive, imaginative and always hilarious writing dear, Jan! Much enjoyed! Jan Allison July 15, 2017 at 11:21 AM Thanks Demetrios:-) hugs Jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong July 14, 2017 at 3:38 PM Is always a pleasure to read your work Jenn and have a laugh to start my day. A wonderfully humorous Limerick! I am sure he did love it! : ) Jan Allison July 15, 2017 at 11:21 AM Glad I made you smile Connie:-) I re read and faved your poem that is in the best new poems list, it is a joy to read it again:-) hugs jan xx

Carole Duet July 13, 2017 at 9:55 PM LOL..."todger"? That's a new one! Neat little limerick, Jan. Love it. Jan Allison July 15, 2017 at 11:20 AM Maybe it is just a British word lol) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich July 13, 2017 at 7:35 PM Oh, Jan, you are always full of surprises. You and the todgers (a word I never heard of until I saw you using it!!) Jan Allison July 15, 2017 at 11:19 AM I love the word Andrea it's very descriptive lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Daniel Turner July 13, 2017 at 6:16 PM It was most likely gonna be a "short" night anyway:) Love the humor Jan. Jan Allison July 15, 2017 at 11:19 AM LOL DT:-) hugs Jan xx

Harry Horsman July 13, 2017 at 5:30 PM Oh dear you certainly still have the power Jan,,love this Jan Allison July 13, 2017 at 5:36 PM 5aww thanks Harry I do love the limerick form:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer July 13, 2017 at 4:57 PM ha! this one is really hilarious, jan! thanks for that... Jan Allison July 13, 2017 at 4:59 PM I wrote most of it about 10 days ago and when I finished it I sent it to Dale as I was using his name for inspiration and thankfully he loved it.:-) hugs Jan xx

Charlie Smith July 13, 2017 at 4:32 PM Oh My! Just hate when that happens, love it Jan... Jan Allison July 13, 2017 at 4:50 PM Your comment made me lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Chris Green July 13, 2017 at 2:31 PM Ok...so what you are saying is now she can't pole dance either? Way to go Dale. :) Funny Jan Jan Allison July 13, 2017 at 4:48 PM Ha ha ha wish I'd thought of that lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Heidi Sands July 13, 2017 at 2:29 PM Great one Jan! You are so good at these funny ones. Thanks again for the laugh :) Jan Allison July 13, 2017 at 4:47 PM Thanks Heidi:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper July 13, 2017 at 2:27 PM Haha, poor Dale, love the poem ! Jan Allison July 13, 2017 at 4:46 PM Lol Eve:-) hugs Jan xx