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Soliloquy Colloquial

When I saw this contest
I knew I had it beat
Speaking plain and simple
is really kinda sweet
Like stealing candy, from a baby
It will be a piece of cake
They won't know, just what hit them
When I leave them in my wake
But I'm sure they'll rack their brains
And put their ducks all in a row
Hold their cards close to their chest
'cause they think their in the know
But of course, as fate would have it
I'll finish last and have a cow
while someone other than myself
Will have penned, the cat's meow
Copyright © | Year Posted 2025

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Manassian Avatar
July 23, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Good one, humor wise! Don't have a cow, dear. I rarely join contests. My fragile ego can't take it. Big hugs
Rodrigues Avatar
June 14, 2025 at 7:02 AM
LOL!!!!
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