Poetry Magnet

Poetry Magnet 
Poetry Magnet 
 
A Dialect Poem bye CHARLAX 

JINGO:    The teacher just called me a magnet. She said a poetry magnet? 

DONGO: She may have meant a magnate? It's a dignitary not unlike Richard 
Simmons? 

Jingo:   SO she insults me to compare me to that buffoon he seldom seems 
alive. 

Dongo: NO she was being kind. 

Jingo:  It's true the words come and stick themselves to me? I am a word 
magnate? 

Dongo: Oh Jingo you are just like RICHARD now. 

JINGO: never talk to my face again and your camel is now mine. 

DONGO: Just remove that word from your behind that SIMMONS word stuck to 
your magnate just now. 

Jingo: Remove your portable computer and TV from the camel back please. 

Dongo: Yes you ungrateful lothario and made like iron to attract all the fellows. 

Jingo: oh please help me these words are stuck like cheese to me this 
RICHARD is much too long a word please just shorten it.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2007

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