Poetry Magnet

Poetry Magnet Poetry Magnet A Dialect Poem bye CHARLAX JINGO: The teacher just called me a magnet. She said a poetry magnet? DONGO: She may have meant a magnate? It's a dignitary not unlike Richard Simmons? Jingo: SO she insults me to compare me to that buffoon he seldom seems alive. Dongo: NO she was being kind. Jingo: It's true the words come and stick themselves to me? I am a word magnate? Dongo: Oh Jingo you are just like RICHARD now. JINGO: never talk to my face again and your camel is now mine. DONGO: Just remove that word from your behind that SIMMONS word stuck to your magnate just now. Jingo: Remove your portable computer and TV from the camel back please. Dongo: Yes you ungrateful lothario and made like iron to attract all the fellows. Jingo: oh please help me these words are stuck like cheese to me this RICHARD is much too long a word please just shorten it.