Poetics 101

There once was a poet named Bieter
Who, when asked how he measured his meter
Said, my rhythm's kaput
So I just use the foot
Which is about the size of my peter
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Craychee Avatar
November 15, 2017 at 2:53 PM
You wish. (:
Vaso Avatar
November 6, 2017 at 10:04 PM
LOL Very clever, was his first name Justin?
Cresswell Avatar
November 6, 2017 at 4:36 PM
Well I never okay okay maybe once or twice. Mr. Flats you is all that!
Adams Avatar
November 6, 2017 at 4:25 PM
Good one! I used to have one that little!........;0).....As always excellent rhyme all of the time!!!............Pat
Pigeon Tart Avatar
November 6, 2017 at 10:29 AM
OH, lol ;)
Flats Avatar
November 7, 2017 at 9:05 AM
a few pentameters short of iambic, I'm afraid;-)
Allison Avatar
November 6, 2017 at 10:06 AM
ha ha ha hilarious!:-) hugs jan xx
Flats Avatar
November 7, 2017 at 9:03 AM
;-) Huggskies ~ j
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