Poetic Justice

My cousin Vince was no prince you see

Just a bully in the first degree 

He'd curse as you went by

Maybe spit in your eye

Or you might get slammed against a tree


Our family knew he was wackadoo

He was our shame and our black sheep too

He might noogie your head

Or just punch you instead 

And once he took a pee on my shoe


At last all the locals took offense

And chose to dispose of cousin Vince

It's where it all went down 

In our quaint little town 

Where they say no one has seen him since
Copyright © | Year Posted 2025

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Mckeithan Avatar
February 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
LOL. I wonder if he is with Jimmy Hoffa.
Freie Avatar
February 14, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Hi Oliver, I not sure about that, but the shovel that buried him hangs proudly over the family fireplace.
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