Poet Destroyer Vs Gareth James - 2

Destroyer vs' Gareth # 2

Gareth oh Gareth.
How have you been?
I took a look at your last hit
We both know your not gonna win
Although you are good, I admit
You have the honor to remove my gloves.
They no longer fit
After popping your zit of a poem
This is not war, not a slam
I'm just having fun knocking your wits
Like an ANVIL drop from above
I'll squash you Like a little bug.
Your words don't hurt not one bit
Running to mommy for a hug!
As you know, if the shoe doesn't fit
Why do you still wear them?

About my pants.
I want them back.
I have to give them to my aunt.
Who likes sticking her nose in your crack

I am sorry about Mother Nature
You both share the same bed
We must have the same culture
I agree her beauty is like sweet cinnamon bread.
I fly over you like a vulture 
Waiting for you to drop dead
Do you get the picture?
Theirs no stop, till you crown my head.
Your slams have been fractured
  Your true colors revealed as an amateur
Due to the loss of memory in this poet game
Now we both know who's the impostor
 Gareth I just tossed you in the flames
At this time were acting immature
You're like the friend I never found.
This has been a great pleasure
I'm not done putting the smack down
It is almost time for my departure
Here's my hand, get up from the ground.
Finish your pedicure
You're still on the rebound.
Your poems now sit with a foreclosure sign
Do to sissy punches on every round
    
   To:  G.J.
   From: P.D
       
(-: fun :-)
Okay, Gareth are you up for round three.
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Bangalee Avatar
June 17, 2021 at 10:51 PM
that's great writings; impressive theme
Jones Avatar
February 1, 2015 at 6:13 PM
Hehe I love reading these quarrels. LOL I can't wait to read more. Well done P.D. Keep up with the great work. Keep on penning. Thank you so very much for sharing your wonderful and creative talents with us. We all truly appreciate it. *S* Cynthia
Yvonne Avatar
September 10, 2014 at 8:31 PM
This is not a tag either.
Breidenthal Avatar
April 22, 2013 at 10:11 PM
Hahaha hilarious. No one should mess with PD eh? Hehe. :B I like these slams. They're quite entertaining.. Always, Laura
Esquire Avatar
March 3, 2013 at 11:34 AM
Dear Linda, I will have to go back to read Gareth's responses to YOURS but I think YOU have the upper pen in this frolicksome duel(then again I've known YOU longer)LOVE YOU ALWAYS and FOREVER YOUR Eternal Liege...Harry - Soup Mail Call
Horsman Avatar
December 14, 2012 at 8:04 AM
you are no bodies fool PD, you write sensational poetry, you were born no doubt to break hearts, because you are so unique!!!!!!!!!
Mitchell Avatar
December 16, 2010 at 11:15 AM
Very nice
Knop Avatar
July 7, 2010 at 5:09 AM
Cool write, LeeAnn!!! Enjoyed reading it this early afternoon and thank yoou for commenting "Lost"! I posted the same on facebook adding a picture of Leichhradt if you'd like to check it...Have a nice day...Gert
Cobb Avatar
May 15, 2010 at 12:08 PM
P.D thank you for the comments you sent me. I am new to poetry soup and can use the feedback. I am very interested in these slams that you have been doing. Could you explain to me what is the motivation behind sending someone a slam. This is like Hip Hop battle rhyming to me. Which I love. Hit me up.
Thekidster Avatar
April 15, 2010 at 9:08 AM
SSLLLAAAAMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!....oops!...sorry, what I meant to say, my little poet destroyer friend was.....Tag! You're it!.....(but first check your Soup Mail my little poet destroyer friend. I have a little surprise for you).
A  Avatar
March 30, 2010 at 4:59 AM
Andrea is right you are having with. I can't believe I missed this one . No I will go check round three. Enjoyed punch, punch.
Dietrich Avatar
March 30, 2010 at 12:29 AM
P D you are having such fun. Where is all the rhyme coming from? Were you storing it up all your life just for Gareth hre on Soup? And I saw the reference to the aunt. Crap, she is the lavender lady? You had some really great lines in here. And I see you got a fan in this comment list. Did you pay that wiccan to make so many comments? heeheehee. well, now I gotta check out Gareths' side. Luv, Andrea ps. I got the numerology blog up FINALLY . I worked several hours. GEEEZ It's 1:30 a.m now!
Chachere Avatar
March 29, 2010 at 9:36 PM
lol.this is real.woow. i must watch this and the other poet.so exciting. -Always&Forever LYnette
Green Avatar
March 29, 2010 at 2:59 PM
Dear Poet Destroyer, I have a whole lotta slam. But will only do it in good graces with a willing participant. Sylvia, that was not slam. That was wham, bam thank you ma'am. Slammin' is a different story... And a story perhaps we shall share one day. With all respect, Amy
Fraser Avatar
March 29, 2010 at 1:21 PM
Koolio piece PD, its like Ali v Foreman " Rumble in the Soup " sometimes i have to close my eyes and look. It makes for kool reading, enlightening >> James
Green Avatar
March 29, 2010 at 12:54 PM
"Yet, when push comes to shove. I have to pop you like a zit." That was a blow BELOW the belt! LOL- Good one PD!
Green Avatar
March 29, 2010 at 12:45 PM
Ya'll are cracking me up- Good fun!
Loveless Avatar
March 29, 2010 at 11:30 AM
soup mail
Loveless Avatar
March 29, 2010 at 11:06 AM
Im not really sure how i get the lines...i consider it a gift from the gods....im wiccan, and i always feel like the words are given to me...like i have a muse whispering in my ear. and thank you that really means something to me, imma fan of you too...and i try to stay real, too many things in this life are fake, too many things are lies...i once lost myself in that, and in that world of lies, i wont let it happen again. .:Rain:.
Loveless Avatar
March 29, 2010 at 10:37 AM
i really do believe i hide behind it. its how i express, that and my drawings...not the ones on paper so much as the ones i draw all over my walls...they get better each time. they show how i feel, and have stories behind them...if you like, i could tell you about them sometime. and no i havent heard the song but i will forsure listen to it now. and again thank you for the comments.
Loveless Avatar
March 29, 2010 at 10:18 AM
I want to stay away from my parents...they've only really hurt me alot over the years, and they've caused alot of damage to my mental stability. i dont think i could lose any one of my 5 siblings. espically not my big brother Trevor, hes like the only real father figure i have...i just wanna get away from it yah know? but right now, its just so hard to...and its like im caught between saving myself, and trying to save everyone else.
Loveless Avatar
March 29, 2010 at 9:31 AM
i feel your pain too sweetie...and after i read your comment, i went back and read my poem...and even though im the one that wrote it, it still hit me pretty hard...things just get worse, no matter how much people say they get better...ive given up on my "Family" and now, i try to just concentriate on saving me...as selfish as it may be...they make me feel like im drowning and suffocating...thank you so much for your comments. they mean alot .:rain:.
Loveless Avatar
March 29, 2010 at 5:52 AM
:D lol this rocks. not sure what else to say (: entertaining at least though. xo Rain
Byrne Avatar
March 29, 2010 at 4:43 AM
This is a long poem.................
James Avatar
March 29, 2010 at 1:44 AM
PD, PD!!! Come on!!! There must be more??!! 30 odd poems to break me down ;-).
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