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Pleasseeee Dont Call Them Stupid Names

Celebrities cause quite a stir and give their child a silly name
They think they are so clever but should hang their heads in shame

Kanye and Kim named their first child North West
When I heard the poor mite’s name I thought it was in jest
If they achieve all 32 compass points in every direction
Poor Kanye will be so shattered and not get an ********

Gywneth and Chris’s child is called Apple did you know
Shame they have now split up or a fruit salad they could sow
If Apple gets teased she will hate it and it may give her strife
Wish parents would remember a child’s name is with them for life


Jan Allison
23rd May  2014

Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2014

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Kim Van Breda Date: 5/29/2014 10:01:00 AM Great write and so true !! Parents can be so selfish in this regard. They try to find the most outrageous name for their own fame. Enjoyed this Jan.. thanks Xx~Xx Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/29/2014 10:08:00 AM thanks for the lovely comment Kim. Hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus Date: 5/25/2014 2:18:00 PM Very entertaining, Jan!! I agree all the way with you. This is how to set children on the path to bullying. I know of an Antida and Christopher who named both their house and their first child "AntiChrist"!! // paul Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/25/2014 6:42:00 PM NO Way! how terrible and cruel and how did the registrars agree to it - bizarre or what! Hugs Jan xxx

Alex Frankel Date: 5/25/2014 3:54:00 AM ha ha! nice one Jan. yep I couldn't agree more about the whole celebrity kids' names thing ... cool idea for a poem! They should let kids change their names before 18 if their parents are celebrities :) cheers Alex Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/25/2014 6:41:00 PM Should be made law Alex lol Hugs Jan xxx

Andrea Dietrich Date: 5/24/2014 11:57:00 PM I see you had not heard of the Hogg girls before? LOL Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/25/2014 6:40:00 PM No Lol. Hugs Jan xxx

Deborah Shiells Date: 5/24/2014 12:18:00 PM Hi Jan, With you 100% then another 1000% Loved the way you wrote this. So much truth and flow. Very good as always:~) your talent continues to amaze~ Thanks for sharing this with us here my friend. love and Peace, Deborah Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/24/2014 12:25:00 PM Thanks Deborah. i hear on the news Kim and Kayne are getting married- not that I follow celebrity news - guess another compass point will be arriving soon lol hugs as ever my lovely friend Jan xxx

Jack Ellison Date: 5/24/2014 7:20:00 AM I'm with you 100% on this one dear Jan! Stupid, unthinking parents... shouldn't be allowed by law! Hope today is bright and cheery for you! Big loving squeezies, brother Jack XOXOX Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/24/2014 7:24:00 AM Thanks for dropping by as ever Jack. holiday approaching hope you are packed - have an awesome time my lovely friend. Jan xxxx

Andrea Dietrich Date: 5/23/2014 8:42:00 PM by the way, had you heard of Ima Hogg. A texas governor's daughter who later went into politics herself. I believer there was also a URA Hogg. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/24/2014 1:41:00 AM I am crying with laughter here that's simply priceless!! thanks for those lovely comments Andrea Hugs Jan xxxx

Andrea Dietrich Date: 5/23/2014 8:41:00 PM Jan, this is a really entertaining poem. I sure enjoyed it. I heard of Apple but not of North!! Love the erection line. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/24/2014 1:40:00 AM You know me Andrea - I simply had to find a suitable rhyme LOL hugs Jan xxx

Vera Duggan Date: 5/23/2014 8:35:00 PM I totally agree with you Jan, great write as usual, mind you my two granddaughters names I was unsure about at first Tahlia and Sienna but I have got so used to them I now love them, trouble is we were bourght up with names like Carol, Judy etc. Take care........Vera.............. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/24/2014 1:43:00 AM Thanks Vera for the lovely comment. Your grand daughters have beautiful names that are very popular . Hugs as ever Jan xxx

Casarah Nance Date: 5/23/2014 5:51:00 PM I knew a girl named Apple when I was growing up, seems like the wierder name the better, but I can't say nothing my parents screwed me with an abnormal name, I hated not being able to get name planted pencils, cups, keyrings. cool poem btw Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/23/2014 5:57:00 PM Casarah your name is absolutely beautiful! Get your little girl to create a mug or plate for you when she is older - that will mean the world to you and be totally unique! hugs Jan xxx

Doris Jamoner Date: 5/23/2014 5:45:00 PM haha.. True.. though in some countries you can now change your name but still people remember you by the names your parents gave you.. >< Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/24/2014 1:39:00 AM Why they do it in the first place is beyond me poor kids. thanks for dropping by Hugs Jan xxx

Tim Smith Date: 5/23/2014 4:06:00 PM They never think of anyone but themselves.That's why they choose these names to get news coverage...hugs Tim Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/23/2014 4:08:00 PM Sad isn't it just to get a bit more publicity for their already over inflated egos. Thanks for dropping by as ever my friend. hugs Jan xxxx

Jessica Thompson Date: 5/23/2014 3:56:00 PM This was an interesting write, and very true how celebs come up with some crazy names lol. TFS Jess :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/23/2014 4:00:00 PM Just a silly write but they do forget a name is for life - can't imagine being called Apple when you are old and wrinkly lol hugs Jan xxx