Playwright

What say you to a game of cards? But, sir, how much better you are! A game of chess, mayhap is bought? Sir, you are witty, and beat you I'll not! Then perhaps a turn about the hall? Surely not, for I will fall! How's your skill with arrow and bow? I should tell you to lay low! A sword, then, is your take? Only, sir, if it is fake! Horseback riding-of this do you fear? Oh most definitely, for the horse will rear! Is there nothing you can do? Why, I'll play hearts with you! What is this if I may ask? Beware, for it's no easy task! I'm up for the challenge, what entails? Reciprocation, sir, for the one who fails! Deal-I say, when do we start? Never, sir, for you've stolen my heart!